style

i do not consider myself to be unfashionable. i enjoy shopping...just ask my credit card. however i never get to look like a human anymore. my day to day wardrobe consists of old navy yoga pants and a target boyfriend t. not exactly the definition of hot.

when i was young i was a totally girly girl. my mom dressed me in dresses and cutesy outfits on a regular basis. i didn't even own a pair of jeans until the 6th grade. my senior year of high school my own friends had to tell me to wear jeans only to prove i still owned some. i didn't even win the best dressed superlative! (popularity scam anyway)

i tell myself if i had the body i wanted i would always look cute. but the truth is i'd still have to wear my glorified gym teacher uniform. plus i don't think my closet would be able to take it if i acquired more clothes. i also attribute my lack dream wardrobe to the fact that i can't afford it. i really need a million dollar idea....or a millionaire boyfriend.

ok here are some items i would love to add to the wardrobe....





































i would love to wear leggings and not think my legs look fat. i love belts but they look weird on me because i'm short waisted. i can't wear many designers button down shirts because i might poke an eye out when the button flew off. damn boobs. why can't i be that girl that can order clothes online and not have to worry about sending them back. someday i'll have the body of the 17 year olds i teach.

song lyrics of the day:
i am, i'm too fabulous
i'm so fierce that it's so nuts
i live to be model thin
dress me i'm your mannequin