just for you...Giant pandas are black-and-white bears that live in temperate bamboo forests in China. Giant pandas have large molar teeth and strong jaw muscles for crushing tough bamboo. Many people find these chunky, lumbering animals to be cute, but when threatened, giant pandas can be as dangerous as any other bear. Giant pandas stand between two and three feet tall at the shoulder (on all four legs), and reach four to six feet long. Panda Bears eat over fifteen different kinds of Bamboo. Because of a inefficient intestinal system the Panda must feed for 12 to 16 hours a day, they can consume 22 to 40 pounds of Bamboo each day. When they eat fresh Bamboo shoots they eat about 84 pounds every day. Giant pandas are one of the four bear species who do not hibernate. tonight i think i will do laundry. of course i have to get dressed first which in a way defeats the purpose. i've been trying to finish this damn quilt. it's only taken me three fucking years!!i think i'm not going to give in to my niece because i'm worried about it falling apart. so over the summer i will make my niece and nephew one for their birthdays. so for those of you who are unaware, our fine institution of higher learning has just jumped on the facebook band wagon. so facebook has become the new chic thing of the moment. but now i have come to the realization that facebook is a gateway drug. first you join and become obsessed with hunting people down who you haven't talked to in years. Probably because you never were really that close with them and you just want to see if they got fat in college. then you make them your friends. then you search through their friends to see if you know anyone well enough to bogart them into being your friend too. you log on every five minutes to see if anyone has found you or responded to your friend request. then you face the option of rejecting them. the glory of this is that the rejected party never finds out that you hate their fucking guts they just think you don't log on to facebook anymore. so they don't respond. you think wow, i guess they don't really like me very much after all. maybe they just don't recognize me from my picture. maybe i'm just not good enough. i must be fat. then you stop eating. you know that in a few weeks you can take off that freshman 10 and they will recognize you again. then you look up your old boyfriends to see if they will recognize you. of course you check to see if they are in relationships. maybe if you weren't so fat you could get a boyfriend. god you suck at life! you need a beer. now you haven't been eating and so you get drunk very fast. You run into guy on the corner. he trips you and drags you into an alley. slips you a rufee and sells you to a middle eastern brothel. you wake up and you're in a desert hell that reminds you of somewhere you have seen before. you remember seeing this place on c-span. perhaps related to a death toll or something about the bush administration.. you have to sell your body to men who haven't showered in days-probably relatives of osama. you hope michael moore will save you. so now you're worried about being a traitor. benedict arnold becomes your drug pushing name. you immigrate to columbia in a cargo plane. you swallow heroin wrapped in rubber gloves-(maria full of grace reference). one comes undone on the plane back to the US. you die. your life becomes a made for tv movie. probably for lifetime. of course they get someone like katie holmes to play you since she's been dating tom her careers at a bit of a stand still. penny marshall directs............ and it's all because of facebook.