Blow Stuff Up

5 things i hate most about the 4th of july. yeah i do remember a time when i thought pagodas and rockets were cool but then i realized that mosquito bites and loud noises are not fun for me.

5.bugs- or more specifically mosquitoes
4. eating out side -refer to number 5
3. feeling obligated to wear red, white, or blue
2. cheesy music- usually with america in the title
1. the idiots that prolong the holiday well into the following days. its the 4th not the 4th 5th 6th and whenever else you feel like it

people claim our economy is down the tubes well hell why don't you allow fireworks in all 50 states and tax the hell out em. that should pay for something. why people pay hundreds and thousands of dollars on stuff your going to blow up in a matter of minutes i will never understand. here's an idea put a hundred dollar bill at the end of your driveway and set it on fire.