diapers, and bottles, and bibs, oh my!


when you get to a certain age the questions start. i experienced this in college A LOT.
do you like college?
do you have a boyfriend?
what do you want to do after?

well the questions never stop but have changed slightly.
do you like california?
when are you moving back to omaha?
are you moving back to omaha?
do you think you two will get married?
when are you going to have kids?

i usually try to avoid answering anything. i really should be a celebrity i'm great at dodging personal questions. i just laugh and change the subject or say we don't have money. which is true and usually shuts people up. but lately i've been feeling it. you know that feeling where you need to shoot out a baby. i guess you could say my clock is ticking.

it kinda sounds like this:


it doesn't help that i know a lot of people who are prego themselves. i mean they have nothing to do with my internal wiring but i'm feeling the pressure. if it was like 50 years ago i'd be washed up old hag at 26 being unmarried and having no kids!




who doesn't want a cute fat baby. (skinny babies are weird looking)






they're so cute and squishy and they have that good smell (usually followed by a bad smell). if car advertisers really wanted to sell cars to women they'd get rid of the "new car smell" and douse the car with "new baby smell". i know i know you're going to think you're way to young! you've got plenty of time cause that's what my mom would say. maybe this whole baby craze in my head is just peer pressure.

song lyrics of the day:
baby face
you've got the cutest little baby face
there's not another who can take your place
baby face

Sad Naked Hands

i've been having a time lately so i'm going to cheer myself up with some sparkly objects. presents always cheer me up and as my niece once told me "it's pink and sparkly your favorite" even at the age of about 6 she knew the way to my heart!

just because i'm not gettin any bling anytime soon doesn't mean i can't browse!



Song lyrics of the day:
how can they see with sequins in their eyes
long as you keep em way off balance
how can they spot you go no talents