August 19, 2009

my life is not public forum
i know opinions are like assholes but seriously people. i cant stand stand it when strangers feel the need to give you their opinion. sometimes it's ok like when you are giving a compliment. "oh that headband looks cute" when they are standing in front of you at the counter but you secretly hope she doesn't buy it cause you want it. it however is not ok for people to come up to you and grab your scarf and say "you look ridiculous. you're wearing a scarf up to your chin and your coat unzipped" well lady you look fucking ridiculous in your bike shorts. trust me nobody wants to see what you've got jiggling around while you work out.

today i was told at jazzercise "you look so good in white and green and blue, wear those colors. don't wear gray and black." my response was "it's not a fashion show. i don't care what i look like in the morning." her's was "i do". lady if your biggest problem is i wear black and sometimes stand in front of you get a life. this is the same lady who felt the need to tell me for 15 minutes about her health problems and her sister and how she loves watching some nun show on tv and loves churches. good for you i want to go home! she also printed out an email for me about not buying hairbands and flip flops made in chine because they're made from used condoms. i bet she wore a sars mask too. now i'm not saying i don't give my 2cents when i'm not asked but i'm not doing it out of the blue or to someone i hardly know@! i wouldn't go up to every idiot i see and tell them that outfit looks stupid on you- although i'd certainly enjoy it. i don't need somebody telling me what to do not to i take kindly to it. my mom figured it out when i was 4 why can't everyone else!? if i wanted your opinion or advice i'd ask. if you really want to talk about me do it behind my back. at least i don't have to fucking hear it.

song lyrics of the day:
tell me why you in my b-i-z
you gon' make me get my vaseline

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