Letter

Dear Brooke Shields,
how many freaking commercials do you need to be in? you're killing me here. luckily i have a dvr so whenever i see your face i can just fast forward. i mean seriously we've got colgate, volkswagon, that nasty one that shows your sun damaged skin i think it's for lotion, latisse which might be one of the dumbest products invented- who is really gonna buy crap to make your eyelashes longer? use mascara and an eyelash curler. oh and i guess there's a tupperware one that i don't thing i've seen yet. get off my tv. however, that fat baby in the colgate commercial can stay. he's cute.
thanks,
FOR NOTHIN