i found this a patrick's mom's blog. here is the uncensored version.

1. All I want for Christmas is.... patrick to get his ass back to omaha
2 My favorite holiday cocktail.... i don't discriminate against my friends vodka, wine, and rum
3. My favorite holiday party hors d'oeuvre.... i don't have any friends that are hors and if i did i wouldn't pick one as a favorite in fear that they might busta a cap or something
4. The average price I spend per gift.... depends on how much i like you and how much you're gonna spend on me
5. My favorite gift to give during the holidays ....nothing i've got lots of nothings
6. Something overrated about the holidays .... "the holiday spirit"
7. Something I must have before Christmas .... a zanex
8. One thing I always do during the holidays ...not have to spend time with all my relatives that ask me questions about my life and judge me silently
9. Where I love to shop for the holidays ..... see question 4
10. A holiday tradition I have .... bailing as soon as possible
11. One thing you won't find me doing during the holidays... spreading holiday cheer