i go to the gym not to benefit my own health but to make fun of the other people there. shut up you all do it too. my favorites are:
1. the guys who lift like 500 pounds and grunt and turn red and then the veins in their neck pop out. but the best part is they look at themselves in the mirror and flex as is the results are instantaneous.
2. the people who use the equipment wrong
3. the people in the crazy outfits. there's this one guy who wears loafers. there used to be this guy that wore a tank top that was really low cut like a wrestling uniform and then these black and yellow vertical striped shorts. pretty much he looked like the ringmaster for barnum and bailey.
4. the old ladies who shouldn't be as buff as they are- like the chick on that john bastow commercial
i'm sure people make fun of me too- once i was on the elliptical and knock my cd player off and it went flying. it's all part of going to the gym. you look at people who you wished you look like and then you look at the other people and say well i look better than them.

song lyrics of the day:
let's get physical, physical
let me hear you body talk